You Know You're From Florida When....
August 17, 2009
Just a bit of Florida humor. It'll probably mean absolutely nothing if you've never lived here. However, it can certainly give you some insight into our bizarre land.
Beware of Nice Weather!
August 16, 2009

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers, hunters, fishers, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in Osceola, Polk, Brevard and Orange Counties. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices; such as, little bells on their clothing, to alert, but not startle, the alligators unexpectedly.
They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator. It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity.
People should recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.
Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers.
Adult alligators droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
Speaking of Lizards
July 22, 2009

Speakin' of Florida lizards, let's talk about gators or, as they're more commonly and less southernly called, alligators (from the spanish el lagarto which means "the lizard") . Yes, those big, scary, left-overs from the dinosaur age. In speaking with my Michigan friend, "Mumma", I've found she is both amused and bemused at our comfort with these creatures. We swim in lakes and ponds and rivers with gators lying up on the banks and beaches of said bodies of water. We also hunt and eat them. And in Florida.. we also have an attraction dedicated to them.
Land of Lizards
July 19, 2009
One day, I was speaking with my friend, "Mumma", and happened to mention all the lizards on the porch. Of course, being a Floridian, this was just a casual mention on my part, but prompted a surprised response of "Lizards!?" from "Mumma". Yes. Lizards.
Speaking of Overcooked.. Let's look at McDonald's
June 30, 2009

Yesterday the children and I were in Orlando where we visited the Mcdonald's which bills itself as World's Largest Entertainment McDonald's & PlayPlace. Twenty-three years ago, I worked at this particular McDonald's. Trust me. It's not the same place.
My First Overcooked Thought
June 28, 2009
Realizing my world is different
The Southeastern region of the United States is its own little world, I've come to realize. Having lived in the south from birth, and in Florida for the majority of my life, I had never made a distinction between life here and anywhere else. After all, I don't know any other way of life.Only through conversations with a friend who lives in Michigan have I made a realization as to how vastly different life in the south is from other places.
It's like we're on another planet. From foods to weather, seasons to critters, it's very different than other places in the United States. I'm not saying that we're not normal. (Quite frankly, the rest of ya'll seem a little weird to me, but that's probably another blog concept entirely.)
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